So I worked in kindergarten the other day. Little boy comes up to me during playtime and says:
“Sir, how do you spell F*CK?”
*Breath torn from lungs, including mumbled ramblings*
“P-H-O-Q-U-E (French word for seal, sounds the same)…”
Later on I hear him with his friends holding the piece of cardboard he wrote the word on, yelling the word out like a protester. This is when I finally knew he must have been trolling me.